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Never the Twain is a movie/drama series airing on UK television.
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Never the TwainThe season of goodwill merely serves to intensify the rivalry between antique dealers Simon and Oliver. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
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Sunday 28 December
Simon stands as a candidate in the local council election - and discovers Oliver is opposing him. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Oliver is surprised when he finds out that Simon has a secret pen-pal. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon stands as a candidate in the local council election - and discovers Oliver is opposing him. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Oliver is surprised when he finds out that Simon has a secret pen-pal. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Monday 29 December
Simon stands as a candidate in the local council election - and discovers Oliver is opposing him. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon stands as a candidate in the local council election - and discovers Oliver is opposing him. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Oliver is surprised when he finds out that Simon has a secret pen-pal. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon stands as a candidate in the local council election - and discovers Oliver is opposing him. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Oliver is surprised when he finds out that Simon has a secret pen-pal. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon's dream of winning the football pools turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon and Oliver look forward to their weekend in the country, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon's dream of winning the football pools turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon and Oliver look forward to their weekend in the country, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Tuesday 30 December
Simon's dream of winning the football pools turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon and Oliver look forward to their weekend in the country, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon's dream of winning the football pools turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. Comedy about two rival antique dealers, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon and Oliver look forward to their weekend in the country, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Oliver has a new accident-prone assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old schoolfriend who has fallen on hard times
Simon and Oliver find themselves on the wrong side of the law when they set off on a joyride in the vicar's Bentley. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Oliver has a new accident-prone assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old schoolfriend who has fallen on hard times
Simon and Oliver find themselves on the wrong side of the law when they set off on a joyride in the vicar's Bentley. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Wednesday 31 December
Oliver has a new accident-prone assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old schoolfriend who has fallen on hard times
Simon and Oliver find themselves on the wrong side of the law when they set off on a joyride in the vicar's Bentley. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Oliver has a new accident-prone assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old schoolfriend who has fallen on hard times
Simon and Oliver find themselves on the wrong side of the law when they set off on a joyride in the vicar's Bentley. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
When Ringo wins a holiday, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon decides a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
When Ringo wins a holiday, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon decides a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Thursday 1 January
When Ringo wins a holiday, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon decides a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
When Ringo wins a holiday, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon decides a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
A soul-searching Simon gets on his soapbox when he thinks he has discovered the meaning of life. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
When Auntie announces her engagement, Simon faces the prospect of having a brand new uncle. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
A soul-searching Simon gets on his soapbox when he thinks he has discovered the meaning of life. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
When Auntie announces her engagement, Simon faces the prospect of having a brand new uncle. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Friday 2 January
Even the antiques business suffers from the recession, and Simon and Oliver both feel the pinch when a new bank manager takes over. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon prepares to sleep out in the street in a bid to land a bargain. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden
Even the antiques business suffers from the recession, and Simon and Oliver both feel the pinch when a new bank manager takes over. Comedy, with Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies
Simon prepares to sleep out in the street in a bid to land a bargain. Comedy, starring Donald Sinden
Tuesday 6 January
Wednesday 7 January
A gleeful Simon learns Oliver's shop has been burgled - but is forced to pay for his lack of sympathy when he needs a favour from his rival. Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies star
A gleeful Simon learns Oliver's shop has been burgled - but is forced to pay for his lack of sympathy when he needs a favour from his rival. Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies star