Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly

Graeme Hall encounters Clyde, a jealous whippet determined to wedge himself between his owners. He also meets Bartholemew, a retriever who never stops ever relentlessly pulling on every walk, turning each outing into a test of patience for Graeme Hall.

The episode follows presenter Graeme Hall as he steps into the lives of two distinct canine characters, offering viewers a clear look at their quirks and how they affect the people around them. It's a light‑hearted programme that centres on his encounters with a jealous whippet and an energetic retriever, highlighting the everyday challenges pets can bring. Graeme meets Clyde, a whippet whose jealousy pushes him to wedge himself between his owners, creating tension wherever he goes. He also encounters Bartholemew, a retriever who never pauses, pulling relentlessly on every outing and keeping everyone on their toes. Their contrasting behaviours provide Graeme with plenty to observe and comment on. Clyde’s actions are driven by a desire to insert himself into his owners’ relationship, making his jealousy the focal point of his interactions. Graeme watches how this determination shapes the household dynamic, highlighting the whippet’s persistent attempts to become the centre of attention and the subtle impact on family life. Bartholemew, in contrast, shows no signs of slowing down; he’s a constant puller who keeps the pace brisk on every walk. His unending energy turns each outing into a test of endurance for everyone involved, offering Graeme a vivid glimpse into a retriever’s role as a perpetual mover during everyday activities.