
Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly is a education/science/factual topics series airing on UK television.
The episode follows presenter Graeme Hall as he steps into the lives of two distinct canine characters, offering viewers a clear look at their quirks and how they affect the people around them. It's a light‑hearted programme that centres on his encounters with a jealous whippet and an energetic retriever, highlighting the everyday challenges pets can bring. Graeme meets Clyde, a whippet whose jealousy pushes him to wedge himself between his owners, creating tension wherever he goes. He also encounters Bartholemew, a retriever who never pauses, pulling relentlessly on every outing and keeping everyone on their toes. Their contrasting behaviours provide Graeme with plenty to observe and comment on. Clyde’s actions are driven by a desire to insert himself into his owners’ relationship, making his jealousy the focal point of his interactions. Graeme watches how this determination shapes the household dynamic, highlighting the whippet’s persistent attempts to become the centre of attention and the subtle impact on family life. Bartholemew, in contrast, shows no signs of slowing down; he’s a constant puller who keeps the pace brisk on every walk. His unending energy turns each outing into a test of endurance for everyone involved, offering Graeme a vivid glimpse into a retriever’s role as a perpetual mover during everyday activities.
In this episode, presenter Graeme Hall introduces viewers to two rather unusual canine companions. The first is a toy poodle called Ralph, who’s currently at odds with his owner, Karina, after a recent disagreement that has left the little dog somewhat estranged. The second animal is a wire‑haired dachshund named Tulah, who has a quirky habit of clucking like a chicken each time the car sets off on a journey. Hall spends time with both pets, observing Ralph’s uneasy relationship with Karina and noting Tulah’s distinctive clucking as they travel. The segment highlights the pair’s peculiar behaviours without venturing beyond what is shown.
Graeme Hall encounters two feuding spaniels whose endless squabbles are spoiling what should be a peaceful, long‑awaited retirement for their owners. The constant bickering is turning the couple’s dream of quiet relaxation into a noisy ordeal. He also comes across a randy labradoodle adding to the household turmoil, and uses the chance to offer straightforward nail‑clipping advice, covering the basics of choosing the right tool, keeping the dog calm and trimming safely. He suggests rewarding the dog with a treat after each clip and checking the nail tip to avoid the quick, ensuring a painless trim. He also advises using a calm voice and gentle handling to keep the animal relaxed throughout the process.
Graeme Hall encounters two feuding spaniels whose endless squabbles are spoiling what should be a peaceful, long‑awaited retirement for their owners. The constant bickering is turning the couple’s dream of quiet relaxation into a noisy ordeal. He also comes across a randy labradoodle adding to the household turmoil, and uses the chance to offer straightforward nail‑clipping advice, covering the basics of choosing the right tool, keeping the dog calm and trimming safely. He suggests rewarding the dog with a treat after each clip and checking the nail tip to avoid the quick, ensuring a painless trim. He also advises using a calm voice and gentle handling to keep the animal relaxed throughout the process.