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Madge finds it hard to grasp the danger of sunbathing all day. Meanwhile, Donald and Jacqueline conceal their worries after Kelly announces she’s engaged to Mateo.

Madge misleads Donald and Jacqueline, and Troy gets drunk and hits on Mateo. Meanwhile, the Oracle tries to flaunt his billiards skill to Chantelle.

Mandy discovers she's pregnant and everyone assumes Ian is the father, so he must either marry her or risk being castrated by her family. At the same time, Cassie decides to ban bar tabs at the Jockey.

The show stars The Darts, Lindisfarne and Yellow Dog, and is the BAFTA‑winning music and comedy programme Thames TV put on in 1978. It’s presented with the utmost taste.

After failing his catering exams, Robin decides to seek employment in Southampton. The story is a comedy starring Richard O'Sullivan.

After a donkey ride goes awry, David and Amy are left without a penny when Amy stashes all their money in her hat, which then tumbles down the mountain. The story is a comedy starring Keith Barron.

Ozzy is crushed when he discovers Sharon's cancer and turns to alcohol to manage the pressure. Sharon, however, refuses to let the disease defeat her and urges him to stay strong too.

The programme assembles live performances taken from TV music shows of the 1960s. It offers an authentic taste of the era’s finest hits.

The staff at the pickle factory launch a strike after being denied access to the new executive washroom. This unfolds in series three, episode four, titled The Power Behind The Throne.

Eli's hoping for a weekend getaway while Nellie wants to redecorate the cellar, but a mix‑up leaves them stuck together for the whole weekend. S3 E5 – Getting To Know You.

Dormeo supplies mattresses and toppers, promising a great night’s sleep. They’re designed for every body, any bedroom and all budgets.

Get holiday inspiration and find the ideal break for you, showcasing the season’s top destinations and exclusive offers to make your next trip the best yet. It’s a teleshopping programme.

Looking for holiday inspiration? You’ll find the perfect break, showcasing the hottest destinations and exclusive offers to make your next trip the best one. Teleshopping.

The programme assembles live performances taken from TV music shows of the 1960s. It offers an authentic taste of the era’s finest hits.

Stan and Jack are dared to a darts match by clippies Iris and Jenny, who lean on their feminine wiles to tip the odds. Their charms give them an unfair edge.

Mum and Olive both come down with the flu. This leaves Stan and Arthur to handle all the chores.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Stan smuggles a few tools out of his workplace so he can help Arthur get his motorcycle running. He does it to get the bike back in order.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

The opening instalment of this classic comedy features Harry H Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell. It follows the son of a family‑run rag‑and‑bone firm who receives an offer and threatens to walk away.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Albert realises that Harold is seeing a girlfriend and advises his son to invite “the bird” to dinner. It’s a vintage comedy starring Harry H Corbett.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Harold is offered a piano on the condition that he moves it himself. The episode stars Harry H. Corbett and Wilfrid Bramble.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Harold chooses to buy in bulk, paying £50 for 4,000 pairs of false teeth. He’s convinced the venture will net him a tidy profit.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Harold quits his rag‑and‑bone work to pursue a diploma in TV repair. The episode stars Harry H. Corbett and Wilfrid Brambell.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Harold decides to travel abroad for his holiday instead of the usual Bognor trip with his father. It’s a vintage comedy starring Harry H Corbett.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

A housing shortage forces the flatmates to strike a compromise with their disapproving landlord. It’s a comedy starring Richard O’Sullivan.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

At the Mucky Duck Saloon, Chrissy and Jo try to prevent a showdown when Robin and the loud Irishman Mick begin arguing. It's a comedy starring Richard O'Sullivan.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Robin and Jo grow uneasy when Chrissy begins dating an older man. They decide to intervene by playing the gooseberry.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Chrissy and Jo host a German guest for dinner, but Mr Roper makes clear that, in his view, the Second World War hasn't ended.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Robin and Chrissy take on a babysitting gig, only to find the baby won't stop crying and the drinks cupboard is locked. It's a comedy starring Richard O'Sullivan and Paula Wilcox.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

After failing his catering exams, Robin decides to seek employment in Southampton. The story is a comedy starring Richard O'Sullivan.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

The girls struggle to share a house with a single man, and things get even more complicated when Robin's friend Larry moves in. It's a comedy starring Richard O'Sullivan.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Dorien heads off on a holiday to the Canary Islands, but Tracey's fear of flying could cause trouble. The 2014 Christmas special stars Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke and Lesley Joseph.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

When Travis vanishes during his gap year, Sharon, Tracey and Dorien set off for Morocco to locate him. The comedy stars Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Tracey's scheme threatens to disturb the festive peace, Sharon stumbles on an unconventional way to do her Christmas shopping, and Dorien finds himself with a mystery to crack. It's a comedy starring Pauline Quirke.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Sharon is stranded on the other side of the world, leaving Dorien and Tracey constantly irritating one another. It looks as if they both need someone to fill the emptiness in their lives this Christmas.

It's a generic episode of a programme. The installment follows the usual format of the series.

Terry lands a job as the driver for the shady Micky the Fish, but he soon worries for his life when the gangster’s mistress reports her jewels missing. The episode stars George Cole.

Mick drags his family into a pub quiz with a big cash prize, but the Oracle turns nasty when the Garveys beat him to the jackpot. Meanwhile, Kate tells Madge about Martin’s infertility.

The Garveys head to the seaside, where a cash‑strapped Mick becomes involved with a con. Meanwhile, Martin tells Kate he thinks her fling with Mateo has livened up their relationship.

After a boozy Ladies' Night at the Jockey, Fiona wakes up expecting a footballer beside her. Instead, she's horrified to discover the considerably less attractive Joey Dawson is the one in the bed.

Robin expects a romantic night, but Chrissy steps in to supervise his girlfriend’s visit, ruining his plans. It’s a comedy starring Richard O’Sullivan and Paula Wilcox.

Rigsby is pressured into a three‑day fast, and to keep the hunger at bay he ends up stealing Vienna's cat food.

Mick drags his family into a pub quiz with a big cash prize, but the Oracle turns nasty when the Garveys beat him to the jackpot. Meanwhile, Kate tells Madge about Martin’s infertility.