Taskmaster

Rhod Gilbert compels Alex Horne to drink a jug of mocha, while Kerry Godliman strikes a cricket ball with a croquet mallet. At the same time, Phil Wang produces a distinctly strange noise. Each moment highlights the programme’s off‑beat humour.

Twelve Blush Majesty Two is presented as a single episode within a larger programme format. It falls under the genre of an episode‑type broadcast and is listed simply as a programme, without any further classification. The title itself suggests a whimsical tone, and the content follows that same playful spirit. The segment showcases three distinct moments involving its three named performers. In one scene, Rhod Gilbert compels Alex Horne to drink an entire jug of mocha, doing so with a forceful insistence that leaves little room for refusal. Elsewhere, Kerry Godliman takes a cricket ball and strikes it using a croquet mallet, an unusual combination of equipment that creates a surprising visual. The final vignette features Phil Wang producing an odd, almost indecipherable noise that stands out for its peculiarity. Each of these actions is presented in a straightforward manner, allowing the humour to arise from the sheer absurdity of the situations. Rhod’s insistence on the mocha, Kerry’s choice of a croquet mallet for a cricket ball, and Phil’s strange sound all contribute to a series of brief, comic set‑pieces that rely on the contrast between ordinary objects and unexpected uses. Overall, the episode strings together these three isolated gags, offering viewers a quick succession of off‑beat moments that hinge on the performers’ willingness to engage in oddball behaviour. The result is a concise, light‑hearted collection of scenes that stay true to the programme’s quirky premise.