Jamie's Got Tentacles

Erwin is baking a cake when Jamie sneezes on it, leaving Erwin disgusted. However, the sneeze deposits royal alien snot, and anyone who tastes it finds it impossible to have enough.

Royal Snot is a programme presented as a single episode, falling under the broader genre of episodic television. The title hints at a quirky premise, and the format suggests a self‑contained story rather than a multi‑part series. In this episode, Erwin is in the middle of baking a cake when Jamie unexpectedly sneezes directly onto the batter. Erwin’s immediate reaction is one of revulsion; he’s clearly disgusted by the sudden intrusion. The sneeze, however, isn’t ordinary—it’s royal alien snot, a strange substance with unusual properties. Despite Erwin’s initial disgust, the alien snot proves to be irresistibly tasty. Anyone who ends up sampling the cake finds the flavour so compelling that they can’t get enough of it, turning what began as a repulsive mishap into an oddly addictive treat. The contrast between the grossness of the sneeze and the allure of the taste drives the episode’s humour. The story essentially revolves around this single, bizarre incident, using the clash between revulsion and temptation to create a memorable, if peculiar, moment. No other characters or sub‑plots are introduced, keeping the focus squarely on the cake, the sneeze, and the surprising appeal of the royal alien snot.