Criminally Funny

Joe Thomas returns as the narrator for another compilation of criminal calamities, guiding listeners through a series of mishaps. The remarkable episodes feature a sleepy burglar's botched theft, daring courtroom escapes and the antics of inept getaway drivers who repeatedly fail.

Joe Thomas returns as the voice‑over for a new episode of a crime‑focused programme. The installment is presented as a standalone selection, yet it forms part of an ongoing series that strings together assorted criminal incidents. As the narrator, Thomas guides listeners through each story, offering a concise, matter‑of‑fact account of the events on display. The episode centres on three distinct mishaps. First, it recounts the antics of a burglar who, evidently half‑asleep, bungles his entry and leaves behind a trail of obvious clues. The second segment follows a series of courtroom escapes, where defendants manage to slip away from legal scrutiny in surprising ways. Finally, the programme highlights a group of getaway drivers whose lack of skill turns what should have been a swift flight into a chaotic, ill‑fated retreat. These three vignettes are linked by Thomas’s steady narration, which provides context without embellishment. By presenting a sleepy intruder, a handful of courtroom break‑outs and a collection of incompetent drivers in a single broadcast, the episode offers listeners a compact look at the lighter side of criminal error. The format remains consistent with previous entries, delivering short, self‑contained stories that showcase how even poorly executed crimes can produce unexpected outcomes.