Archie fears a jealous Greek boyfriend is after him, so Figgis turns bandages into a ward-wide disguise.
Norman faces an appendix operation, while Figgis' bleak warnings make him even more nervous.
New patient Norman arrives and quickly finds the ward's best bed is the subject of a tug of war.
A misunderstanding over Dr Thorpe's sick dog convinces the patients that one of them is close to death.
The patients rebel against the hospital food, but their hunger strike soon proves harder than expected.
