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The crew get inventive with a pair of strange props, dreaming up all sorts of odd ways to use them. Afterwards Jeff and Wayne tackle zookeeperâthemed songs, imitating Pavarotti, a Russian folk feel aâŠ
SeriesâŻ13âs opener, âHollywood Directorâ, has the team riff on a vampire sketch, turning it into a rowdy talkâshow guest bit, a Jackassâstyle stunt act and even an Elvis impersonation. Pop star JordiâŠ
Obamaâs victory sets off a wild chain of events, and the lads have to suss out what Cartmanâs been up to â the answer could shake the nation. At the same time, Mickey Mouse snaps up the Star Wars rigâŠ
Cartman's ticked off after learning the NSA's been spying on the US, so he goes undercover to dump the dirt on a cheekily named website. (SeriesâŻ17, EpisodeâŻ1)
Stan spots his parents glued to a lurid âmurder pornâ programme and the SouthâŻPark kids end up giving them a lesson in basic morals.
Jermaine Jenas turns up for the Send to All segment, a contestant gets a right surprise as her Wheel round goes off the rails, and we hear a duet from the two Unexpected Stars. (SeriesâŻ6, EpisodeâŻ6)
Fresh and exclusive, The Daily Show crew serve up their trademark tongueâinâcheek take on the weekâs news and current affairs. The Emmyâwinning Comedy Central series keeps the jokes coming.
Ross is still feeling sorry for himself about the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, so the guys coax him into a hockey match â and it ends badly.
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Jermaine Jenas turns up for the Send to All segment, a contestant gets a right surprise as her Wheel round goes off the rails, and we hear a duet from the two Unexpected Stars. (SeriesâŻ6, EpisodeâŻ6)
For the landmark 200th episode the lads jet off to LosâŻAngeles and give directing a whirl. They trick people into sorting out knotted headphones, then end up getting their trousers yanked off by guesâŠ
Deb's mum suggests a proper English tea party for her birthday and ropes Ray in to organise it, but Deb soon spots that Ray's got his own plan brewing.
Thanksgiving at the McDougalls turns chaotic when Pat puts a wounded bird out of its misery, leaving everyone pretty upset. The night then spirals into a family showdown over a liveâaction pageant.
Frank's beloved jazz LPs blew up in the furnace on a Christmas three decades ago, and he's still giving Ray the cold shoulder. To patch things up, Ray splashes out on a batch of CDs for his dad.
Debra signs up to work at Frank's lodge, helps sort out a recruitment do and quickly becomes a hit with the lodge lads. (S8, E11)
In seriesâŻ8âs âSlaveâ, Ray (Ray Romano) and Debra (Patricia Heaton) pop out for the grocery shop, leaving the kids Michael and Geoffrey to fend for themselves. When they return, they find neighbour AâŠ
In seriesâŻ8 Ray finally learns Debra has been betting with the kids about his dodgy habits, and the little ones start calling him a âdoof.â Ray Romano leads his familyâPatricia Heaton as Debra, Brad âŠ
Monica tries to wow Chandler with a Valentineâs surprise but it goes off track, and Joey finally tells Ross heâs got a thing for Rachel. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ15)
Joey gets the nod from the gang to come clean to Rachel about his feelings at dinner, whatever the fallout. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ16)
Phoebe consults tea leaves, convinced she'll meet her perfect match â and sure enough, a striking new neighbour called Parker (Alec Baldwin) appears. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ17)
Monica drafts a speech for her parents' 35th anniversary, and Phoebe's new boyfriend Parker (Alec Baldwin) is so overly enthusiastic about everything it starts to grate on everyone. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodâŠ
Joey's gearing up for a chat with Soap Opera Digest, but he's nervous he'll say something daft and blow his chances of landing more gigs â just like before.
The One With The Baby Shower â Rachel realises at her baby shower she's totally clueless about looking after a baby, so her mum offers to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20)
Monica lands a scathing newspaper review of her cooking, tracks down the critic, and then signs up for a cooking class â dragging Joey along for the fun. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ21)
Rachelâs overdue pregnancy starts hurting her, leaving her more irritable than usual, and Chandler ends up dozing off at Joeyâs movie launch.
Ross and Rachel show up at the hospital, and Ross' mum hands him her late mother's engagement ring, suggesting he should propose to Rachel.
Rachel finally delivers after a marathon 47âhour labour, and while she's still recovering Joey finds Rossâs engagement ring and, thinking heâs being helpful, accidentally pops the question to a groggâŠ
Joey accidentally pops the question to Rachel and then spends the whole episode hunting for a moment to explain it was a slipâup, but never manages to do so. (S9, E01)
Emma ends up in tears while Joey tries to smooth things over with Ross after the mixâup that sees him ask Rachel to marry him, and the whole fiasco lands them both in A&E.
Phoebe and Joey try to play matchmaker for each other, but Joey blanks and ends up hiring a complete stranger, Mike (Paul Rudd), as Phoebe's blind date. (SeriesâŻ9, EpisodeâŻ3)
Monica thinks Chandlerâs got a thing for shark documentaries, and Joeyâs sure heâs already been in bed with the girl heâs dating. (SeriesâŻ9, EpisodeâŻ4)
Phoebe organises a birthday dinner, but it ends up being just her and Joey who turn up on time â everyone else gets caught up in their own dramas. (SeriesâŻ9, EpisodeâŻ5)
Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny, with Freddie PrinzeâŻJr stepping into the role, while Monica mentions meeting a guy who makes her laugh more than anyone else, leaving Chandler feeling a bit insecurâŠ
Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster, both Oscar winners, join James Garner for a lightâhearted Western about the eraâs most likable con artist. (1994)
Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster, both Oscar winners, join James Garner for a lightâhearted Western about the eraâs most likable con artist. (1994)
Iain Stirling teams up with Asim Chaudhry, Maisie Adam and Kerry Godliman to tear apart the internetâs most cringey memes and the strangest online fads, all with a deadâpan roast
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Wayne shows up as Bigfoot for a wintry spin on Hollywood Director, the gang highlights a few activities youâd rather keep covered, and JoeyâŻFatone drops in for a musical nod to his NSYNC past. (SerieâŠ
Ryan and Colin pull the audience into a fiery underworld, then Tiffany Haddish hops in with Wayne and Ryan for a threeâway vocal bit about hot dogs.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? is an improv comedy starring regulars RyanâŻStiles, ColinâŻMochrie and WayneâŻBrady, with AishaâŻTyler as host. In seasonâŻ13, episodeâŻ3, AlysonâŻHannigan drops in for a date sketcâŠ
Cartman's got the heebieâjeebies, dreaming he's Brad Pitt in a zombie flick, but the threat isnât the undead â Token ends up being the first case, and things go off the rails.
The goth kids sniff out something off when their friends roll back from Troubled Acres acting all emo â the real reason might just blow their minds.
Rosie Jones teams up with fellow animal enthusiast Joel Dommett â a bit of a mess himself â as they set out to protect wildlife around the globe. (SeriesâŻ1, EpisodeâŻ2)
Jeff Dunham ropes in his regular crew â Walter, Bubba J, Peanut and Url â to have a laugh about how glued we are to our gadgets, what we splash our cash on and the whole cancelâculture fuss. Filmed iâŠ
Fresh and exclusive, The Daily Show crew serve up their trademark tongueâinâcheek take on the weekâs news and current affairs. The Emmyâwinning Comedy Central series keeps the jokes coming.
Monica and Ross cope with their grandmotherâs death, and Chandler finds himself on a blind date set up by workmates with a man, making him wonder about his own preferences. (SeriesâŻ1, EpisodeâŻ8)
Chandler walks in on Rachel strolling around the flat topless after a shower, and sheâs quick to pull a prank to get him back. (SeriesâŻ1, EpisodeâŻ13)
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For the landmark 200th episode the lads jet off to LosâŻAngeles and give directing a whirl. They trick people into sorting out knotted headphones, then end up getting their trousers yanked off by guesâŠ
The lads put forward quirky TV ideas to focus groups, then swing by the park with their daughters, who dish out some unpopular takes to strangers. (SeriesâŻ12, EpisodeâŻ26)
The lads pick up a lesson in treating restaurant staff nicely, then they move on to doling out couple tips. Colin Jost from SNL turns up to give the joker who loses a little shock as his punishment. âŠ
Ray's fed up with Debra always being
Ray and Debra clash about splurging on a $250 dress for Ally to wear to a friend's formal 13th birthday party. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ15)
Robert's side hustle selling home alarm systems turns into a fullâtime gig, and now he's stuck deciding whether to give up the police job.
Ray skips thanking Debra in his acceptance speech, which puts her off. He tries to make amends by giving her a shoutâout in his column, but that only riles up Marie and Robert.
The crew spots Robert smearing his chin with food at every meal. Amy says itâs just a nervous habit, and Robert hates being called a freak. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ18)
Easter finds the MacDougalls and the Barones giving a 500âpiece puzzle a go, but in the end itâs just Ray and Pat staying up late to finish it. While they work, they end up swapping some personal stoâŠ
Ross and Rachel show up at the hospital, and Ross' mum hands him her late mother's engagement ring, suggesting he should propose to Rachel.
Rachel finally delivers after a marathon 47âhour labour, and while she's still recovering Joey finds Rossâs engagement ring and, thinking heâs being helpful, accidentally pops the question to a groggâŠ
Joey accidentally pops the question to Rachel and then spends the whole episode hunting for a moment to explain it was a slipâup, but never manages to do so. (S9, E01)
Emma ends up in tears while Joey tries to smooth things over with Ross after the mixâup that sees him ask Rachel to marry him, and the whole fiasco lands them both in A&E.
Phoebe and Joey try to play matchmaker for each other, but Joey blanks and ends up hiring a complete stranger, Mike (Paul Rudd), as Phoebe's blind date. (SeriesâŻ9, EpisodeâŻ3)
Monica thinks Chandlerâs got a thing for shark documentaries, and Joeyâs sure heâs already been in bed with the girl heâs dating. (SeriesâŻ9, EpisodeâŻ4)
Phoebe organises a birthday dinner, but it ends up being just her and Joey who turn up on time â everyone else gets caught up in their own dramas. (SeriesâŻ9, EpisodeâŻ5)
Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny, with Freddie PrinzeâŻJr stepping into the role, while Monica mentions meeting a guy who makes her laugh more than anyone else, leaving Chandler feeling a bit insecurâŠ
Ross works out the only way to get baby Emma to drift off is by singing the cheeky lyrics of âBaby GotâŻBackâ. (SeriesâŻ9, EpisodeâŻ7)
Rachel's other sister Amy (Christina Applegate) drops in for Thanksgiving, and her spoiled, reckless behaviour sparks a few rows with the gang. (S9, E08)
Rachel and Phoebe hit the town for a night. Rachel slips a number to a guy, then starts worrying he'll ring when Ross is over. (S9, E09)
Chandler ends up doing Christmas in Tulsa, and Monica gets uneasy when she realises his attractive coworker Wendy will be joining him.
Rachel swings by the office with baby Emma in tow, only to worry that the attractive temp, Gavin, hired to fill her place, might be a threat to her job.
Phoebe convinces her boyfriend Mike (Paul Rudd) to help her tend a litter of baby rats that showed up in her cupboard. (S9, E12)
Monica finally takes the mic at Mikeâs piano bar and the crowd goes wild.
Joey and Phoebe set up dreadful blind dates for Rachel and Ross, hoping the awful experiences will remind them of their old spark and push them back together. (S9, E14)
Lee Evans wraps up his 100âdate sellâout UK tour with a cracking night in Scotland. He pulls out a load of his classic stuff, from wobbling home drunk after a pub night to the oddities of Brits on paâŠ
Party Quirks brings out a handful of oddly flirtatious guests, and Scenes from a Hat throws out the cheesiest pickâup lines you could imagine for a retirement home. Actor BrettâŻDier drops in as the sâŠ
Party Quirks brings out a handful of oddly flirtatious guests, and Scenes from a Hat throws out the cheesiest pickâup lines you could imagine for a retirement home. Actor BrettâŻDier drops in as the sâŠ
Wayne, Ryan and Colin croon a DooâWop tribute to
Wayne, Ryan and Colin croon a DooâWop tribute to
Wayne, Ryan and Colin croon a DooâWop tribute to
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Jimmy Carr hosts this statsâloving panel show, with SeanâŻLock and JonâŻRichardson steering the teams. Guests such as RachelâŻRiley, NickâŻGrimshaw and PeterâŻSerafinowicz pop in for a laugh. The Bumper EâŠ
Jimmy Carr hosts this statsâloving panel show where two teams try to make sense of bizarre poll results. Sean Lock and Jon Richardson lead the regulars, and this episode has Josh Widdicombe, Russell âŠ
Michael McIntyre is back in fine form, firing off his quick
Rosie reckons most men find it hard to be emotionally honest, so she gets Tom Allen involved to try and coax a softer side out of them. (S1, E03)
Sheriff's murder has the whole crew interrogating his wife, and Deputy Dangle throws himself at the case to catch the killer, with Paul Rudd turning up for a cameo.
Key &âŻPeele is a sketch comedy series starring KeeganâMichaelâŻKey and JordanâŻPeele. In seasonâŻ4 the duo delivers oddball bits. One sketch shows artists getting a literal kick in the pants for their wâŠ
Key &âŻPeele is a sketchâcomedy series with KeeganâMichaelâŻKey and JordanâŻPeele. They poke fun at pop culture and everyday awkward moments. In the seasonâfour finale youâll meet a gangster trying to pâŠ
Fresh and exclusive, The Daily Show crew serve up their trademark tongueâinâcheek take on the weekâs news and current affairs. The Emmyâwinning Comedy Central series keeps the jokes coming.
The One With The Stoned Guy â Monica prepares a fancy dinner for a restaurateur hunting a new chef, only to discover the guyâs a bit baked himself. (S1,âŻE15)
Rachel tries out for an assistantâbuyer role at Saks Fifth Avenue, and the girls end up in a pretty rough poker showdown with the guys.
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Babatunde Aléshé curates a fresh set of the funniest clips around, from massive pranks and chaotic kitchen mishaps to some truly odd animal footage. (S1, E08)
Babatunde AlĂ©shĂ© serves up a fresh roundup of sideâsplitting clips. This familyâfriendly set brings you weather gone mad, gym slipâups and a few classic parking blunders. (SeriesâŻ1, EpisodeâŻ9)
The lads head up to Top of the Rock for a few cringe encounters, then
The lads trick shoppers into watching their backs while security lose it in a supermarket, then they band together to give a UFO presentation. The loser ends up doing a punishment at a metal concert.âŠ
Four mates go headâtoâhead pulling bizarre hiddenâcamera pranks on strangers, then have to obey whatever the department store boss orders them to do. This weekâs punishment sees one of them stuck at âŠ
The lot dress up as dentists and obey every instruction they get, then they go headâtoâhead trying not to burst out laughing while one of them pulls a funny stunt in a donut shop.
Chandler freaks out about the wedding and bolts, and Phoebe comes across a positive pregnancy test, assuming straight away it's Monica's. (SeriesâŻ7, EpisodeâŻ23)
Monicaâs still blissfully unaware that things could go sideways on her wedding day, and Joeyâs in danger of missing the ceremony because his fellow actor gets absolutely sloshed. (S7, E24)
The One After âI Doâ â everyoneâs convinced Monicaâs knocked up, but she shrugs it
Rachel keeps the baby's dad a secret right up until she finally tells him, while Joey, thinking Phoebe's pregnant, does something sweet for her. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ2)
Chandler and Monica are about to set off on their honeymoon, and Rachel's getting ready to tell the baby's dad what's going on. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ3)
Ross and Rachel argue over who made the first move after their hookâup, while Monica and Chandler run into another couple on their honeymoon. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ4)
Ross is stunned to find out Rachel's lined up a date with a handsome actor named Kash, even though she's pregnant with his baby. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ5)
At Monica and Chandlerâs Halloween bash, Phoebe bumps into her sisterâs fiancĂ©, Eric (SeanâŻPenn), and suddenly feels a spark.
Chandler brings in a cleaner to lend Monica a hand, but Monica's convinced the gal's nicking her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric, fresh out of a breakup with Ursula, is trying to turn his sights on Phoebe. âŠ
Rachel breaks the news to her hotâheaded dad that she's carrying Rossâs baby, and Monica ropes in a stripper for Chandlerâs longâoverdue stag party. (S8, E08)
Monica invites her old school pal Will (Brad Pitt) round for Thanksgiving, and Rachel realises he and Ross were behind a nasty schoolâyard rumor about her. (S8,âŻE09)
Phoebe discovers Sting's son is in Ben's class and pretends to be Ben's mum to meet Sting's wife â whoâs actually his real partner, TrudieâŻStyler. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ10)
Ross loses it when Mona brings up joint Christmas cards, and she ends up pressing for a serious chat about their relationship. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ11)
Joey steps in and drags Rachel out for a night on the town after she assumes her pregnancy rules out dating. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ12)
Monica convinces Chandler to give a bath a go, and he ends up loving it. At the same time she blunders and tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ13)
Chandler can't stop trying to discover what's behind Monica's secret closet (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ14).
Monica tries to wow Chandler with a Valentineâs surprise but it goes off track, and Joey finally tells Ross heâs got a thing for Rachel. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ15)
Joey gets the nod from the gang to come clean to Rachel about his feelings at dinner, whatever the fallout. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ16)
Phoebe consults tea leaves, convinced she'll meet her perfect match â and sure enough, a striking new neighbour called Parker (Alec Baldwin) appears. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodeâŻ17)
Monica drafts a speech for her parents' 35th anniversary, and Phoebe's new boyfriend Parker (Alec Baldwin) is so overly enthusiastic about everything it starts to grate on everyone. (SeriesâŻ8, EpisodâŠ
Arnold Schwarzenegger plays secret agent Harry Tasker. He begins to suspect his wife, JamieâŻLeeâŻCurtis, of an affair with a smoothâtalking usedâcar salesman played by BillâŻPaxton. The film blends bigâŠ
Jimmy Carr hosts this statsâloving panel show, with SeanâŻLock and JonâŻRichardson steering the teams. Guests such as RachelâŻRiley, NickâŻGrimshaw and PeterâŻSerafinowicz pop in for a laugh. The Bumper EâŠ
