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The armchair critics chat about the programmes they've watched over the week, and cameras capture their immediate reactions.

Jimmy Carr presents a comedy words‑and‑numbers quiz. Jon Richardson and Roisin Conaty take on new team captain Rob Beckett and Kiell Smith‑Bynoe.

The comic questions the idea that cats aren't a “guy thing” and meets a few cats that have saved lives. He also looks at how we might honour our feline family members.

The contest starts at Langsmeade House in Thame, Oxfordshire. The pair’s quirky hosting style wins over several of their guests.

The owners head to the Stratford House Guesthouse in Stratford‑upon‑Avon for their second outing. There, Natasha and Dai Pollock aim to impress their peers.

The third bed‑and‑breakfast featured this week is the pet‑friendly Edmund House in Deal, Kent. Entrepreneur Mark Genders isn’t exactly thrilled with its no‑frills approach.

Mark Genders greets the contestants at the Five Bells Pub in Berkshire. He then runs an ale‑tasting activity, which doesn’t please everyone.

The contestants reunite to face their critics directly. They'll discover the value of their service before the winning guest house is announced.

The competition kicks off this week in Newquay, Cornwall, at the Avalon Guest House. The owners' love of lime‑green décor doesn’t turn out to be as relaxing as they’d hoped for the guests.

The hoteliers spend the night at the Bear Inn in Wincanton, Somerset. The next day, ex‑Army man Matt Garvin leads them through a day of survival training.

The rivals travel to Bournemouth, where Chris and Nicky Horton run the Chelsea Hotel. They organise a day out on the water for the guests, but the weather works against them.

The final stop of the week is the Holford Arms in Tetbury, Gloucestershire. There, Will Robson and Loz Cooper aim to showcase their pub’s prized produce.

The competition that started at Avalon Guest House in Cornwall brings the B&Bers together. They use the meeting to air their grievances about that stay and the three that followed.

In Surrey, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet a collector of Kawasaki motorbikes. They spend the episode looking at the enthusiast’s prized machines.

Craig Rowe assists Maria and Paul in locating a property in Andalusia. The house offers a home‑away‑from‑home feel set in the countryside of southern Spain.

Lee Juggurnauth assists Steve and Heather, a dog‑loving couple from Northern Ireland, as they prepare to move permanently to Spain. They've decided southern Valencia is the ideal place to settle.

Henry Cole sets out to give four bar stools a vivid new look. Meanwhile, Simon O'Brien converts two old sheep‑shearer seats into an eye‑catching bench.

Lee Juggurnauth travels to Dénia, Spain. There he assists restaurant manager Aykan and engineering company manager Cathy from Wicklow in finding their ideal holiday home.

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien travel to Dumfries and Galloway, where they stumble across an electric organ and a vintage oil dispenser hidden in barns packed with junk. The cluttered sheds make the unusual finds all the more striking.

Jean Johansson assists Rona and Chris, a couple from Shropshire, as they look for a retirement holiday home in Languedoc, France. Their budget for the property is £150,000.

Craig Rowe assists George B and George S as they look for their ideal holiday home in the French countryside of Haute‑Vienne. Their budget is limited to £75,000.

Lee Juggurnauth assists Julie and Ashley in locating a hideaway on their favourite Canary Island, Tenerife. He shows them the best they can obtain with a £350,000 budget.

An architect meets the young married duo, Lauren and Lee, who are keen to refurbish a charming but faded cottage in the Derbyshire village of Matlock Bath. They hope to restore the old home to its former character.

The armchair critics chat about the programmes they've watched over the week, and cameras capture their immediate reactions.

A mercenary finds himself caught up in a clash between Chinese warriors and huge, lizard‑like monsters. It's a fantasy adventure starring Matt Damon.

A series of violent incidents—a stabbing, an attempted robbery and an assault—happened on a single morning in Peterborough, sparking an investigation. Police are now probing the linked attacks that unfolded that same morning.

A mysterious outsider arrives and rallies the residents of a frontier town to resist an otherworldly invasion. The sci‑fi Western features Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford.

Police probe a seemingly unprovoked shooting that has left a man battling for his life. They also meet a woman who says the suspect has threatened her.